Monday, December 8, 2014

"What's understood doesn't have to be explained,"

Ladies...Too often you sell yourselves short by verbally advertising your physical assets. You think by calling out your ass to waist ratio will surely make him like you. What you fail to realize is the same man you're auctioning off your body measurements to, is the same guy who probably wasted no time scanning your body down with his theoretical x-ray vision and snapped a hundred mental images of you naked thirty minutes before you even THOUGHT of calling it out. HE ALREADY KNOWS! What's understood does not need explanation. 

Titties sag, booties droop, and skin stretches  but it don't snap back without first leaving evidence of a new life being brought into the physical plane. Oh! And at 75, that hip replacement won't let you throw it back like you did when you were 25. The physical looks nice but is so temporary. When your attachment to your dream guy is based on te physical, what's going to stop him from hopping on the next smoking train when your engine cools down? 👈(This was a rhetorical question.) So, Kay, how do I get male attention without verbally accentuating the curvature of my body?😩 👈(This one is not) 

I'm so glad you asked! ☺️ 
Step 1: Tuck in all that insecurity that you're so eager to put on display. -it saddens me to hear already beautiful women brag about what we can all see. If you really believed you were the bomb dot com, you would assume everyone around you knew it too. No need to explain.

Step 2: Grab your best mental vagina, and mind fuck the hell out of somebody. (excuse my language) There's nothing more attractive than a woman who is beautiful and is also intelligent. -looks only last as long as the last snapchat nudie you sent to your MCM of the week. Give a little more for men to appreciate and hold on to. 

Step 3: Don't take break ups and a foolish man's actions personally. Even more importantly, don't let insecurities get you played. -blaming yourself for why your last boo left is a NO NO. You're not to blame, especially if you follow steps one and two.😉
Blaming yourself will only leave you trapped in a vicious cycle of "dating the same guy with a different face" and a lack of personal boundaries. Scum of the earth men feed off that and use it to get in your VS's and you're worth way more than that. 

*jumps off soap box* 🙋K-bye 😘